When the collection box comes to you, start digging out your wallet.
take your time, look through every compartment, but don't let the guy with the box go away.
When you have gained every surrounding person's attention, put your wallet away and declare that you aren't gonna male a contribution because you don't have any money.
(Yesh, this *is* a true story. happened last Sunday.)
4 comments:
You _male_ a contribution? How does that happen?
typo on my touchscreen phone, caused by typing at 20wpm when half asleep on a lazy sunday afternoon :P
:) I never go to church. But i always keep some seekrit money in case i need it :P
Why don't you keep seekerit money too kris!
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actually, i have a confession to make here.
i had only notes of five hundred bucks in my wallet. two or three. i wasn't feeling generous enough to part with that much money.
there are some things i guess i feel weird about admitting. and on some level i am kinda chindi that way.
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