and i also need...another tag!!!

my funniest tag in ages. here's what you do:

google your first name with *needs* in quotes, like this.

fill in the first 10 matching sentences. skip duplicates, for more fun.

here goes:

• Kristopher needs criteques for work.


• Kristopher Needs A Man Of His Own. (fuck!!! damnit!!! wtf!!!)


• Kristopher needs a family who understands grief and loss and adoption issues and is open to ongoing counseling.


• What Kristopher needs now. Sponsors.


• Kristopher needs to learn to use speech marks appropriately; he needs to continue to learn phonic patterns and letter strings; he needs to work to improve his handwriting, with particular emphasis on the taller letters.


• I never once heard him say anything about Kristopher's needs.


• After Ms. Kanga, the principal discovers that Kristopher is worried about his parents divorce, she says she knows what Kristopher needs...Rainbows.


• Kristopher needs to get shit done.


• Kristopher's 13, and Kristopher needs a liver.


• But more advice is the last thing Kristopher needs - all he needs is focus on getting the system back online.

ps: i'm tagging a few people on facebook. if you feel tagged enough, you don't need my prodding though. just go and do it!!!