i'm not really bald

"just calculated that if you have one haircut a month, i've had as many haircuts in 29 years as you would in 71."

- kris, before his 851st haircut

that's right. and here's how:

years	weeks/haircut	total	explanation
2	0	0	dad grew my hair for my first 2 years
15	6	130	a haircut every month and a half, usually by dad
1.5	12	6.5	grew my hair - bit of trimming every 3 months
4.5	0.5	468	my first "bald" years - shaved twice a week, at home!
0.5	6	4.33	took a break cos daphne didn't like my bald look :P
3.5	1	182	my working "bald" years - shaved on weekends only.
2.3	2	59.8	the age of laziness: go to the barber every other week :D

which adds up to 851 (after rounding).

and then people think i'm bald.