i am so predictable!

wonder how many of my friends have noticed it, but there are a few things in common with almost every informal email/message i send out. you'll probably notice a few of these things in my blog too.

here's a quick list...feel free to add more in the comments section :)

• everything other than the last line of the email is entirely in lowercase


• every message starts with:
  
  
  • "heyyy...wassup!!!" (to a girl or guy)
  
  
  • "heyyy...hi!!!" (to a girl or guy)
  
  
  • "hmmm..." (to a girl or guy)
  
  
  • "sup man..." (to a guy)
  
  
  • "dude..." (to a guy)
  
  
  • "duuude..." (to a guy)
  
  
  • "sup dude..." (to a guy)
  
  


• liberal use of "..." :P and :D in place of all other punctuation


• liberal use of 3 smileys: :) :P :D


• every paragraph except the first and last start with either:
  
  
  • "btw"
  
  
  • "anyway..."
  
  
  • "oh and"
  
  
  • "as for"
  
  
  • "hmmm..."
  
  


• when chatting, alternate lines will begin with either of:
  
  
  • "hehe..."
  
  
  • "haha..."
  
  
  • "hmmm..."
  
  


• when chatting, alternate lines will end with either of:
  
  
  • :P
  
  
  • :D
  
  


• last but not the least, every message must end with: (note the uppercase k)
  Kris